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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hurling Down His Shoes On Everyone!

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Rocket Man
    Real Lyric: Burning out His Fuse Up Here Alone

    The story:

    I always liked my interpretation, and would get lots of laughs when I sang the song, so I never bothered to inquire about the real lyrics. Nobody ever corrected me, which I thought was even funnier. Then, one day, in the mid-80's, I was in a karaoke bar and watched the correct lyrics appear on the screen. It was a bit of a let down actually!

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