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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    hold me closer tony danza
    count the headlights on the highway
    lay me down in sheets of linen
    you had a busy day today

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Tiny Dancer
    Real Lyric: hold me closer tiny dancercount the headlights in the highwaylay me down in sheets of linen you had a busy day today

    The story:

    me and my brother were listing to this in his car and i looked at my brother and asked, "Did he say Tony Danza?!" we have never laughed so hard!!!!

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