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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hey Markus for the goal
    I'm gonna get your dad a beer
    and do us all a favor
    get your drunk *** out of here

    dear I think our son's retarded
    likes threed not watch tv
    he never thinks no ootball
    with the ents across the street

    hey mom hey dad I'm

    Artist: Guttermouth
    Real Lyric: Hey Mark its fourth and goalwhy don't you get your dad a beerand do us all a favorget your punk *** out of hereDear I think our son's retardedhe likes to read not watch tvmark never plays no footballwith the kids across the streetHey mom hey dad yeah sports are greatif you like touching other menbut when we touch each other off the fieldwell this becomes a sinborn to do hey heyI'm destroying the world

    The story:

    I was locked up in my school. f**k you, Miss Ellis!

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    OK, I don't know how that story got there, I didn't put "I was locked up in my school. f**k you, Miss Ellis!" there. What actually happened was that I was playing Tony Hawks Pro Skater 3 and this was the first time I heard this song. With the music sounding the way it is and these lyrics I thought were the right ones, I really thought this was a back woods, redneck song about a song being retarded and playing Earthbound (likes threed not watch TV)..Threed is a town in the game Earthbound. Also "with the ents across the street" I thought with his accent he was saying "ants across the street" but pronouncing "ants" "ents"

    DXMarx Dec 21, 2013 7:54 am