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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    He's a hairy headed gent who ran amok in Kent, Lately he's been over her in Mayfell.

    Artist: Warren Zevon
    Real Lyric: He's the hairy handed gent who ran amok in Kent, Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair.

    The story:

    My dad sang "hairy handed gent" and I told him that I thought it was "hairy headed." I looked up the lyrics to see what it really was, and it turns out that I was wrong on more than one account.

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