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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Heal me with your horny touch
    Heal me with your horny touch, oh baby

    Artist: Foxy Shazam
    Song: Holy Touch
    Real Lyric: Heal me with your holy touchHeal me with your holy touch, oh baby



    The story:

    Foxy Shazam has only recently gained some serious mainstream popularity, and I am in love with them. Really!

    But when I heard this song on the radio, I KNEW I was mishearing the lyrics... but sang it my way, anyway, and will continue to do so.

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