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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    He just smiled and gave me a b**thin' white sandwich

    Artist: Men At Work
    Song: Down Under
    Real Lyric: He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich

    The story:

    OK, obviously MAW are Australian, but how would a teenage Valley girl know what Vegemite was?? I have vivid memories of sitting in my car (admittedly high at the time), rewinding the tape over and over, trying to figure out what the hell he was saying. When I finally learned about Vegemite several years later (and stopped smoking pot), suddenly it all made sense.

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