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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    He got Trojan football

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: He got toejam football



    The story:

    Arguing the point with my girlfriend, sometime in my mid-forties
    (was a high-school senior when I first heard the song). Utterly
    convinced my version was correct, until she showed me the
    written-out lyrics. Flabbergasted beyond speech to realize my
    logical version (who hasn't heard of the USC Trojan football team?)
    was dead wrong.

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