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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Gonna dress you up in Mylar.

    Artist: Madonna
    Song: Dress You Up
    Real Lyric: Gonna dress you up in my love.



    The story:

    I don't really remember when I realized I was wrong. I do remember being like seven years old when I first heard the song on MTV, and going to the next room to ask my mom what "Mylar" was. When she told me that it's the silvery stuff birthday balloons are made of, I thought it was an awfully strange thing to dress up in.

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