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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    God is watching us from a biscuit

    Artist: Bette Midler
    Real Lyric: God is watching us from a distance



    The story:

    When I was in Kindergarten, our graduation ceremony included our class singing this song. Since we were 4 and 5 years old, and couldn't read yet, our teacher played this song on crazy repeat every day until we memorized all the words. That's how we learned it. EXCEPT, there was one word that we all misheard.. and strangely no one corrected us!

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