The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black
I actually didn't mishear the lyrics myself, but found them in a book of misheard lyrics entitled "Scuze Me While I Kiss This Guy and Other Misheard Lyrics" by Gavin Edwards. Funny stuff, though.
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