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    Everyone's crazy bout a shotgun man

    Artist: ZZ Top
    Real Lyric: Everyone's crazy bout a sharp dressed man.

    The story:

    I was aproximately 11 when I first heard this version. I was with my whole family one Saturday morning, and we were listening to my brothers singing hamster ( you know, the mechanical ones that sing and dance?) and my dad just goes "it sounds like he's saying shot gun man." and then I went "he's not" and then my dad said "no he's saying sharp dressed man" and we all laughed. Then we started to sing the messed up lyrics, and my mom came in and said "you guys are singing it wrong" and we started to laugh even harder.

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