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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Everybody's crazy 'bout a shark named Dan...

    Artist: ZZ Top
    Real Lyric: Every girl is crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man...



    The story:

    It's more embarrassing to admit that I never actually heard all those clothing-related lyrics at the start of the song that would have made the hook line obvious; I'm a 50 year-old mom who rocked to that song when it was first released, but it took my two teen sons to set me straight on the lyrics.

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    No - what's really funny is that I sang it that way for almost 30 years! And my teenage kids had to set me straight! But we didn't have access to the lyrics like they do today...

    diplourde Jul 19, 2010 5:55 pm


    Hahaha, that's so funny!

    angrybassist Jul 19, 2010 4:30 pm