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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Down to here,
    Down to there,
    Down to where,
    It's not by itself.

    Artist: Cowsills
    Song: Hair
    Real Lyric: Down to here,Down to there,Down to where,It stops by itself.

    The story:

    It wasn't me, but my mom, who grew up in the 60's and 70's, that misheard this lyric.

    We were listening to the radio, and this song came on, and she was singing along. When we got to this part she stops and says "Well that's dirty", thinking that they meant it was in the company of their pubic hair.

    I of course burst out laughing, and corrected her.

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