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    Down the road I look and there runs Mary
    Her golden lips like cherries.

    Artist: Tom Jones
    Real Lyric: Down the road I look and there runs MaryHair of gold and lips like cherries.



    The story:

    I was about 14 and used to always sing this version. When I reached a more mature age (24) I began to question why lips like cherries(red) would be golden. It took me another 20 years of troubled and disturbed thought to realise I had it wrong from the start.

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