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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Dont go chasing your umbrella

    Artist: Abba
    Real Lyric: Don't go wasting your emotion



    The story:

    Not actually me but my friends mother, Mary Walsh. My girlfriend Tracy and her friend Shauna were getting a lift up to Belfast with Shauna's mum, and happened to have an ABBA tape on the rabio. The offending article came on and Mary began to sing at the top of her lungs: Dont go chasing ur umbrella!!
    Tracy and Shauna stared at each other, aghast, before descending into fits of laughter. She's yet to live it down....

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