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    Song: Eve

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    Don't blow your head off

    Artist: R.E.M.
    Real Lyric: Don't throw your hand in



    The story:

    I'd always been in two minds about this one, since every time I listen to it (even now) I would swear that he is singing "Don't blow your head off". I always felt I mustn't be picking it up right, though, but given the nature of the song and subject matter, I could never be totally sure. But apparently, according to the Internet, he definitely isn't singing that. So now I know.

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