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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And your heart can find that love-land in the skies
    And leave the world behind.

    Artist: The New Seekers
    Real Lyric: Dreams materialiseAnd your heart can find that love-land in the skiesAnd leave the world behind.

    The story:

    I was aware of the correct lyric before I had heard the song through for the first time. But I was quite young then, and the Superman comics I was heavily into at that time often featured dematerialisers of one form or another, used as weapons or punishment. Reminded of it recently when a newsgroup thread discussed why the end of the world had not materialised as promised on 21 May 2011.

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