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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Cut me off, take me for a car ride
    cut me up, leave me on the otherside
    I yell and tell him that
    it's not my friend,
    I tear it down and tear it down
    and I get off again.

    Song: Otherside
    Real Lyric: Turn me on, take me for a hard ride Burn me out, leave me on the otherside I yell and tell it that Itís not my friend I tear it down, I tear it down And then itís born again

    The story:

    Not embarrasing at all, luckily I only sing these lyrics at the top of my lungs to the inside of my motorcycle helmet.

    These seemed to fit, but it was the car ride part that threw me. All the cutting seemed to go with "slit my throat, it's all I ever" but you know. I looked it up on some random lyrics website and then thought of kissthisguy. enjoy.

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