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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Cry in the night if it helps
    With Mama Nell
    I simply love you"

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: "Cry in the night if it helpsBut more than everI simply love you"



    The story:

    I guess the show Gimme a Break was popular when this song came out or something, because I have no other explanation for why I thought this was the line. Cry in the night with Nell Carter? Sure, makes sense to me. The moment I discovered that I was wrong was about 3 minutes ago, when I looked up the lyrics. Uhhh...

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