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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Crazy, but that's how she rolls/millions of people living as hoes

    Artist: Ozzy Osbourne
    Song: Crazy Train
    Real Lyric: Crazy, but that's how it goes/millions of people living as foes

    The story:

    My friend had just bought Guitar Hero World Tour, and we were all over at his house playing it when he sang these lines. Needless to say, the next song he played bass.

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    Submitted by

    Laiho4Prez

    Submitted on

    12/1/2009 4:14 pm

    Age it happened

    17

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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