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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    children of the litter mines

    Artist: Billy Joel
    Real Lyric: children of thalidomide

    The story:

    my sister just came up to me one day and was like "what are the litter mines?" and I was like "what? like kitty litter?" she was like "I don't know, like in we didn't start the fire" and I started cracking up. see, I did a project on this song and I knew it was "thalidomide" and not "the litter mines" so I told her and then we had to get online so I could show her pictures and stuff. it was tidious. but also funny.

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