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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Water high as sin, named by a color
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    You are the greatest thing
    The greatest thing since Brett came twice
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    Like a frying fashion showtune Egypt
    Cruisin' round the

    Artist: R.E.M.
    Real Lyric: Charades, pop skillWater hyacinth, named by a poetImitation of life.Like a koi in a frozen pond.Like a goldfish in a bowl.I don't want to hear you cry.Thats sugarcane that tasted good.Thats cinnamon, thats Hollywood.C'mon, c'mon no one can see you try.You want the greatest thingThe greatest thing since bread came sliced.You've got it all, you've got it sized.Like a Friday fashion show teenagerFreezing in the cornerTrying to look like you don't try.



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