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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    'Cause I aint got nobody
    nobody nobody can phone me

    Artist: Louis Prima
    Real Lyric: 'Cause I aint got nobody nobody nobody cares for me

    The story:

    Hanging around on a boat on vacation with many friends - and this song came on the stereo. Everyone starts riffing along witrh the words (Prima's version kick's the cover by David Lee Roth) and a friend's girlfriend starts to sing along - and we noticed there's something wrong. Indeed, she was belting out "No one can phone me," where the phrase "no one cares for me" appeared throughout the song. A lot of wine may have helped - but there was general hysteria. Then we decided that her version made more sense...

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