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    Captain Anthill!

    Real Lyric: Actually, it was the name of the group: Captain and Tenille.



    The story:

    It was shortly after that song came out when I was in the third grade. I couldn't understand the DJ and I didn't know the name of the song, so I called the radio station to request it and the DJ kept asking me which song. I said in exasperation, "I don't know the name! It's that one by Captain Anthill!" And the DJ laughed on and on and ran the tape on air!More embarassing yet . . . the humiliating moment did not deter me, and I eventually became a member of the Captain and Tenille fan club!

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