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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Can't risk another mistake

    Song: The Cutter
    Real Lyric: Couldn't cut the mustard



    The story:

    I'd discovered the song a couple of years back, and thought that it was pretty cool. A while ago, Echo and the Bunnymen were playing at a free festival, before Maximo Park, and as we couldn't find any times for the acts, ended up seeing both. I really liked them after the festival, and bought some of their album, this in particular being my favourite song. However, when I went to get the guitar TAB for the song, it came with the full lyrics. WTF? Who in the hell puts the word 'mustard' into a song? What kind of sense does that make?

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