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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Booty slap! Won't you take me by the hand
    Booty slap! Won't you take me by the hand
    Will you show me the shine of your Depend,
    the sparkle of your 'gina

    Artist: Steely Dan
    Song: Bodhisattva
    Real Lyric: Bodhisattva, won't you take me by the handBodhisattva, won't you take me by the handwill you show me the shine of your Japan,the sparkle of your China

    The story:

    I heard it on a song preview for Rock Band 2 and forever sang it as Booty Slap.

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