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    Boner of a lonely horse

    Artist: Yes
    Real Lyric: Owner of a lonely heart



    The story:

    I was riding in the car with a guy I was desperately trying to impress, and "Owner of a Lonely Heart" came on the radio. He claimed to love the song, and turned up the volume. I sang along with the radio, rather loudly, might I add, but I was singing "boner of a lonely horse" instead of the actual lyrics. He was laughing so hard (at me) he had to pull the car over.

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