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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Bless my cotton socks, I'm in the nude;
    The king sits on her face, like Howard Hughes...

    Song: Reward
    Real Lyric: Bless my cotton socks, I'm in the news; The king sits on his face, buttons all askew...

    The story:

    Ah, the eighties new wave band from Liverpool asnd the fun they gave us... it took till about an hour ago, when the song came on the radio, and I sang alond with what I thought were the words and had done for nearly thirty years... Herslf threw potato peelings at me, then put me right.

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