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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Billion dollar baby,
    Wrap her, little lady, Slip her in (or "then") a
    weasel,
    Bribe me in an alley, lock me up another rubber.

    Billion dollar baby,
    Rotten little monster, baby I adore you
    Man I wanna leave, I couldn't, let me like you (or
    "liv

    Artist: Alice Cooper
    Real Lyric: Billion dollar babyRubber little lady, slicker than a weasel,Grimy as an alley, loves me like no other lover.Billion dollar babyRotten little monster, baby, I adore you.Man or woman living couldn't love me like you, baby.etc.



    The story:

    I realized I was wrong from the outset, but I've
    never known the true lyrics until just now, while
    writing this. I have had the break right (the "we go
    dancing nightly in the attic" part) and the
    "million...billion...zillion" part at the end, but
    the rest has been just gibberish like the above.

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