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    Be poised and quiet

    Artist: 10CC
    Real Lyric: Big boys don't cry



    The story:

    My wife and I heard it on an episode of Medium. We downloaded it off of iTunes, and I was telling my wife that I liked the part where they whisper "be poised and quiet". We listened to it and got to that part... sudden realization that I was an idiot. We laughed hard and immediately came here to let the world know I'm a dork.

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    Didn't have the world's population also think the lyric was "be poised and quiet"? I did. I like that lyric better. I also have that mantra in my head when I'm competing in marathons.

    larryz Jun 10, 2014 1:07 pm