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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Barry's got the same size hands
    As Marilyn Monroe
    He put his fingers in her implants
    At the Chinese "Ching-chong" show

    Artist: Kelly Rowland
    Song: Stole
    Real Lyric: Mary's got the same size hands As Marilyn Monroe She put her fingers in the imprints And Mann's Chinese Theater Show



    The story:

    I was singing along with one of my best friends who happened to be the only chinese person, or asian person for that matter, that I knew and sometimes kids made racist comments so here I was singing along ching-chong which is kinda offensive but I genuinely thought that was what it was so when she told me I felt pretty embarrassed and sheepish because she was a little offended but when she realised my mistake she laughed at me and I laughed too, I mean I can't believe I seriously thought that was what the song was.

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