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    Barack Obama!

    Artist: Traditional
    Real Lyric: Pa-rum-pa-pum-pum!



    The story:

    My younger daughter (born the day after
    Christmas) was recently asking why there was a
    Christmas song that kept referring to former
    President Obama.

    "It's the one that goes like this," she said.
    "Come, they told me, Barack Obama. A newborn
    king to see, Barack Obama. I am a poor boy too,
    Barack Obama. I have no gift to bring Barack
    Obama!" she sang.

    We asked if she was joking. Nope. She honestly
    thought that "The Little Drummer Boy" was about
    Obama.

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    Who cares about Barack Obama? He's the worst president in American history. He was technically ineligible to be a US President, and he is evil. Obama sucks, and I voted "Not Funny" by the way.

    Marcus Jan 21, 2018 10:56 pm