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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Bald headed woman
    Bald headed woman to me

    Artist: Bee Gees
    Real Lyric: More than a womanMore than a woman to me



    The story:

    In the early to mid 70's, when my sister and I were little kids, like 7 and 8 years old, we lived in Belgium, so hearing American music on the radio was a rarity. The BeeGee's song "More Than a Woman" would come on and we'd try to sing along.
    The funny thing is that we'd get into these heated arguments over whether the lyrics were:
    "Bald-headed woman" or "old lady woman." Being that I was a year older, I though it was ridiculous, my sister's clinging to the bald-headed woman story. It wasn't until years later when we were back in the States, and we finally heard the title of the song spoken by a deejay, that we realized we were BOTH wrong!

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