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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Baa baa black sheep
    Paddy waddy wool.

    Artist: Nursery Rhymes
    Real Lyric: Baa baa black sheepHave you any wool?



    The story:

    My husband sang the first line "Baa baa black sheep" and I sang the second "paddy waddy wool" and he stopped and stared at me. Then he said "are you serious?" and started laughing hysterically. I insisted that's the way my mother taught me the song. He asked my sister what the words were and she sang it the same exact way!!! He will never let us live it down.

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