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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    As if I'd never noticed the way she brushed her hair from the far end.

    Artist: Paul Simon
    Song: Graceland
    Real Lyric: As if I'd never noticed the way she brushed her hair from her forehead.



    The story:

    I listened to the song a million times and had a mental picture of a girl with a hairbrush, brushing her hair starting at the far end and going toward her head. Of course you would notice a person brushing their hair in such an unusual way. I finally heard it one day by myself and just felt stupid. My wife thought the same thing before, so either it really sounds like that or I sang along and she never caught it.

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