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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And you take what you get and you turn it into Honestly, please
    promise me I'm never gonna find your bacon, No, no, no.

    Artist: Avril Lavigne
    Song: Complicated
    Real Lyric: And you take what you get and you turn it into Honesty, promise me I'm never gonna find you begging. No, no, no



    The story:

    My father sung this song this way to me since I was a little girl. I
    was twelve years old before I realized how dumb that was, and
    looked up the lyrics.

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    I always thought it was baking

    Aeromixmaster Sep 17, 2014 12:28 am


    its AND YOU TAKE WHAT YOU GET AND TURN IT INTO HONESTY PROMISE ME IM NEVER GONNA FIND YOU FAKING NO NO NO

    sammy5521 Jul 17, 2013 9:00 pm