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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    and you can make her come but you can't make her stay

    Real Lyric: and you can make a claim or you can make a stake



    The story:

    the credit for this mishearing goes to one of my best friends, who lost a bet with me over whether or not he had heard said lyrics correctly when the person who wrote them settled it once and for all.

    (the person who wrote them, however, did admit to thinking this was a pretty good alternate lyric.)

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