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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And would you cry
    If I towed you down the line
    And would you say goodbye
    Or would you let it ride

    Artist: BTO
    Song: Let It Ride
    Real Lyric: And would you cryIf I told you that I liedAnd would you say goodbyeOr would you let it ride

    The story:

    This was always one of my guilty-pleasure songs, but I was always
    confused by the line And would you cry/If I towed you down the
    line/And would you say goodbye/Or would you let it ride?

    What does it mean to "tow you down the line?" I always pictured
    some guy dragging a woman by the hair down the middle of the
    dividing line of a highway or something. This misogynistic bit of
    weirdness always spoiled my enjoyment of what was otherwise a
    great slice of 70's sideburns-rock.

    Of course, now it's 2013 and we have this thing called the internet.
    Weirdness solved. Embarrassed grin...

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