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    And waffles coming over the phone.

    Artist: Glen Campbell
    Real Lyric: And offers coming over the phone.

    The story:

    This was my sister's way of singing this song since she was about 4 years old. She was corrected by Mom a few years later... I don't really remember her being embarrassed about it.

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    When I was a kid I thought it was 'and waffles comin' over the foam'. I grew up by the ocean and had visions of waffles being brought in by the tide, floating over the foam.

    toadstoolmamma Jan 27, 2012 7:18 pm