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    And the last known survivor talks his pray in the night

    Artist: Survivor
    Real Lyric: And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night



    The story:

    My cousin (then 16, I was 18) liked to write down lyrics from English songs on the radio, to train his English skills. (We live in Brazil) I sometimes tried to help him, but our vocabulary was sub-par. We didn't know the words "stalk" and "prey", so there was no way in hell we could get it right.

    But there was that nagging feeling of "It CAN'T be that!" Later, I saw the lyrics printed somewhere (no internets way back then), pointed it to him, and we were like "D'oh!"

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