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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And softer than shallow and curly fries
    his arms are around me and there's tears in my eyes.

    Artist: The Cure
    Song: Lullaby
    Real Lyric: And softer than shadow and quicker than fliesHis arms are all around me and his tounge in my eyes.



    The story:

    I actually had my mum convinced of it. It just sounds so right, if nonsensical. But hey, it IS The Cure, so it doesn't have to make sense, it just has to sound brilliant.

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