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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And crown thy good like Robin Hood

    Artist: Standards
    Real Lyric: And crown thy good with brotherhood



    The story:

    I was singing next to someone who asked, "What did you say?" It took awhile to straighten out, but I took a ribbing when it was finally straight. I still think that "Robin Hood" is a better lyric. At least he gave all the money he took to the poor, unlike our own leaders who give themselves pay raises while they are cutting the budget.

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