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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    All of my life I’ve been a-waitin’
    tonight there’ll be no masturbatin’
    oh boy - when you’re with me - oh boy
    the world will see that you were meant for me

    Artist: Buddy Holly
    Song: Oh Boy
    Real Lyric: All of my life I’ve been a-waitin’ tonight there’ll be no hesitatin’ oh boy - when you’re with me - oh boy the world will see that you were meant for me



    The story:

    I was told these lyrics at school and a I hated hearing this record for years as I was alway embarrassed. But not as embarrased as I was when I complained about it being played at our local fete thinking it was unsuitable and had to be told the true words. I cringe every time I think about it.

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