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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    All I ever wanted
    All I ever needed
    Was him in my arms

    Artist: Depeche Mode
    Real Lyric: All I ever wantedAll I ever neededIs here in my arms

    The story:

    I was about seven years old when the song first came out and thought those were the lyrics up until college when I actually read the real ones online. My friend asked me if I thought my version was "a little weird" but I just thought, hey, he's gay, good for him.

    Actually I was rather disappointed when I found out the truth

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