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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    ain't nothin' like the sound of a cooter selection on the video truck

    Artist: Ashton Shepherd
    Real Lyric: ain't nothin' like the sound of a cooler slushin' on the bed 'a yo' truck

    The story:

    Cooter selection? Hmmmm..... Okay. I'll take hers & hers &........ :]

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    Cooter is also slang for that certain part of the female anatomy.

    karaokeTJ Jan 06, 2009 7:42 pm

    A cooter is a snapping turtle. Out in the sticks they catch themand eat them.

    dbdeeptone Jan 02, 2009 4:11 pm

    OH MY GOSH!!!I was so ready to complain to the radio station for playing this song!I was telling my sister what I has thought it said"nothing like the sound of a cooter slushin"and she said maybe it means something differ so I look it up!Only to see I would have made a fool out of myself!!

    heartsoul Nov 27, 2008 9:08 pm