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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    A clown-whore's doin' it with your ex-girlfriend

    Artist: No Doubt
    Real Lyric: I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend

    The story:

    I was in the car with a friend of mine and the song was playing. We having a conversation when she stopped, looked puzzled, and asked "A clown-whore?". I about died lauging when she told me what she thought she heard. I didn't know the correct lyrics at the time, but I knew that couldn't be right. So we looked it up on the internet when we got home and laughed for hours.

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