| Real Lyric | Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet Eating her curds and whey |
| Artist | Nursery Rhymes (Click for more) |
| Song | Little Miss Muffet (Click for more) |
On my first day in school, the teacher asked who wanted to recite something to the class and I proudly stood up and said my piece about Miss Muffet. None of my classmates had heard of preserving a tactful silence to spare the feelings of others.
| Submitted by | Anonymous |
| Submitted on | 04/23/1998 12:00 AM |
| Age it happened | 4 |
| Age you realized | --- |
| Better than original? | Yes |
| Convinced others you were right? | No |
| Was partying involved? | No |
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