THE MISHEARD:

Minus square faces, you're addicted to love

The story:

I was not the creator of this special lyric. A couple coworkers and I were on a business trip and were in the rental car when the song came on the radio. We were all kind of singing along and he dropped that lyrical gem on us. We laughed hysterically at his expense and he had no idea what was so funny. We let him know what the real lyrics were. He was a little embarrassed, but it makes a funny story.