THE MISHEARD:

I'm gonna harden my heart. I'm gonna swallow my tea herbs.

The story:

I always used to sing this song, among others, in the shower at home. After the dinner rehearsal for my wedding, our wedding party went out to a karaoke bar to have some pre-wedding fun. My maid of honor and husband-to-be both suggested I sing this song because "it sounded so good when you sang it at home". They totally set me up, although my husband later swore he thought I sang it wrong at home just to be funny. The best part was that I sang it 'my way' throughout my entire performance because I thought the lyrics on the screen were wrong. Once I sat down my maid of honor got up and explained my performance to everyone at the bar.....I was mortified!!!!