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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    So put your lips to my head, baby
    And tell me what's on your mind

    Artist: Rolling Stones
    Real Lyric: So put your lips to my hip, babyAnd tell me what's on your mind



    The story:

    I realize both of those are probably the most risque thing ever, but I've always thought "head" would make more sense, because you could be telling someone "what's on your mind" (a secret) by whispering in their ear, which would require putting your lips to their head. But when the Superbowl Halftime Show aired, the live version was pretty clearly "hip."

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